Zimbabwe

Mr. Mugabe has caused quite a stir. And why is this? All the poor man said was he would start a war rather than let the opposition get elected by a majority of voters who are quite sick of incompetence, corruption and unbelievable arrogance. All he did was have his thugs terrorize, torture and murder those ungrateful wretches who did not appreciate how he pillaged and vandalized the country, completely wrecking the economy.

Poor Mr. Mugabe. He is obviously a victim of a smear campaign organized by white colonialists. After all, we know what a lackey of white domination Nelson Mandela is. So criticism from a fellow African counts for nothing, so just ignore it.

Oh, Mr. Mugabe, how misunderstood you are! You have been working so hard to free Zimbabwe from the disgraceful past when it was Rhodesia. You have liberated your people because you only want what is best for them. That's why you have them murdered. It's for their own good! That's why inflation is 350,000%, because you are growing the economy!

Now you have been re-elected you can continue your work liberating Zimbabwe from western oppression. You may have to murder more than half the population to do it, but at least you have the courage of your convictions.

Now all we need is your conviction in an international court for crimes against humanity, along with all your thugs.

Lonely Young Russian Women Part 2

It seems my friend Mariya from Kazan has an identical twin named Svetlana in Kirov. Either that or Svetlana from Kirov had no picture of herself and happened to have a picture of Mariya from Kazan, which may be the more likely scenario since the picture is also titled "I_am_Mariya".jpg. Svetlana, like Mariya, is also 29. I am now convinced all cute single women in Russia are 29. 1979 must have been quite a year all over Russia.

Anyway, here is the email from Svetlana (or Mariya, or Phineas J. Satchlesnatch...)

***Message follows***

Hi my friend!
I only wished to write to you the letter and to tell as in general my letter got to you! First I would like to speak a little about myself my name is Svetlana to me 29 years I live in Russia to Kirov. All the others wash data and a photo in the appendix to the letter data. I was in agency of acquaintance and to me advised yours e-mail the address I do not know whence they him took but they gave me yours e-mail that I could have acquaintance to you. And I only wanted that you have spent about 10 minutes both looked wash a photo and wash data and received from you the answer you would like to have acquaintance to me or you only would not like this? Tell to me I so only the nobility it much would like. Also I shall wait much your answer. I started to search the man as to me very alone and 29 years and I do not have man if you wish to begin with me correspondence or easier to begin acquaintance
tell to me your answer. I shall wait much!

I hope your new friend well I hope that I can become for you friend Svetlana! Can you send me you photo and story life on my e-mail: svetlanchiksokolochik@gmail.com


***End of message***

So this is Svetlana from Kirov in the picture, unless it's Mariya from Kazan, or perhaps Debbie from Des Moines... OK, I have to admit, getting the same picture again and having Photoshop...

Lonely Young Russian Women

There are quite a few lonely Russian women. Most of them are 29. Must be a good age to be lonely, female and living in Russia. They like to send emails all over the world, hoping some sucker, uh, some gracious, single man will send her lots of money, uh, marry her.

Today I received the following missive from one of these lonely young Russian women. The attempt to write nearly incoherent English in a charming manner is amusing.

***Message follows***

Hi my friend! I only wished to write to you the letter and to tell as in general my letter got to you! First I would like to speak a little about myself my name is Mariya to me 29 years I live in Russia to Kazan. All the others wash data and a photo in the appendix to the letter data. I was in agency of acquaintance and to me advised yours e-mail the address I do not know whence they him took but they gave me yours e-mail that I could have acquaintance to you. And I only wanted that you have spent about 10 minutes both looked wash a photo and wash data and received from you the answer you would like to have acquaintance to me or you only would not like this? Tell to me I so only the nobility it much would like. Also I shall wait much your answer. I started to search the man as to me very alone and 29 years and I do not have man if you wish to begin with me correspondence or easier to begin acquaintance tell to me your answer. I shall wait much! I hope your new friend well I hope that I can become for you friend Mariya! Can you send me you photo and story life on my e-mail: maryiawomman@gmail.com P. S. My photo and all data are in archive. My e-mail: maryiawomman@gmail.com

***End of message***

The above came from an account appearing as Chad Weston [hoerjtifpum@boylebuick.com]. Chad? boylebuick? Oh well, it doesn't matter. Maryia wanted me to see her picture, so I included it here for your enjoyment. She is cute, whoever she is.