Zimbabwe

Mr. Mugabe has caused quite a stir. And why is this? All the poor man said was he would start a war rather than let the opposition get elected by a majority of voters who are quite sick of incompetence, corruption and unbelievable arrogance. All he did was have his thugs terrorize, torture and murder those ungrateful wretches who did not appreciate how he pillaged and vandalized the country, completely wrecking the economy.

Poor Mr. Mugabe. He is obviously a victim of a smear campaign organized by white colonialists. After all, we know what a lackey of white domination Nelson Mandela is. So criticism from a fellow African counts for nothing, so just ignore it.

Oh, Mr. Mugabe, how misunderstood you are! You have been working so hard to free Zimbabwe from the disgraceful past when it was Rhodesia. You have liberated your people because you only want what is best for them. That's why you have them murdered. It's for their own good! That's why inflation is 350,000%, because you are growing the economy!

Now you have been re-elected you can continue your work liberating Zimbabwe from western oppression. You may have to murder more than half the population to do it, but at least you have the courage of your convictions.

Now all we need is your conviction in an international court for crimes against humanity, along with all your thugs.